🧠 What You Gotta Know (Don’t worry, we’ll be gentle)

• 📍 Where? Inside Hennessy’s Tavern at Fremont & Las Vegas Blvd (you literally can’t miss us unless you’re blindfolded).
• 🎟️ Tickets? Buy online! We’re paperless because trees are nice and printers are evil. (You can buy at the door if there are any seats still available.)
• 🚪 Doors open 30 minutes before showtime. First come, first seated—unless you went VIP (you fancy).
• 🪑 VIP seats must be claimed by showtime. If not, we give 'em away and keep your cash. Love you, mean it.
• 🧾 Show us your receipt (or screenshot it like a normal human) and bring your ID. No ID, no ha-ha’s.
• 🚗 Parking? Yep. Park at the Fremont Experience Garage. $5 for the first hour, $25 max (unless you hit the jackpot first).
• 🍔 Food & Booze? Full bar + full menu = fully happy audience. No outside snacks unless you’re smuggling in tacos for the staff (in which case, we’ll talk). We even have a special priced kid's menu for the magic show.
• 🎉 Group Deals & Celebration Packages Available! You bring the friends, we’ll bring the funny.

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🙅‍♀️ Comedy Club Commandments (because people be wildin’)

1. Thou shalt not heckle, text, talk, FaceTime, or do anything else that makes you a buzzkill.
2. No photos, no videos, no livestreaming. This isn’t your cousin’s wedding.
3. No smoking, no vaping and that includes the "good stuff". This ain’t a hookah lounge.
4. Acts subject to change. Life happens.
5. No refunds after the show. If you didn’t laugh, you might be broken (and we recommend therapy).

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🎉 Come join the Delirious family—where the drinks are strong, the laughs are louder, and life is always worth celebrating (even if it’s just because your boss is out of town).

Yellow - VIP Front Row

Green - VIP Rows 2-4

Black - General Admission